Kudos to the team for getting his eyes correctly shaped, but let’s talk about a few things that went wrong here.
What’s with the mustache? When was the last time he had a mustache? Who is this weird, mustachioed imposter?
Now let’s talk about that setting. While we applaud the nod to Efron’s love of sports... WHY IS HE IN A WETSUIT? Literally, what is the point of a wax statue of Zac Efron in a full body unitard? Shorts and sandals? No shirt? Anything? Bueller?
Also: Who. Are. These. Girls?
Joelina Drews, who is a 21-year-old singer/songwriter (we looked her up because we’re jealous) attended the opening with about 514 of her friends. Ok, maybe just nine other girls who she may or may not know. But either way, 10 girls surrounding my main man is far too many. So that is wrong, as well. Just so much wrong.
This article previously appeared on InStyle.