Ryan Reynolds has shut down reports that he and Blake Lively are separating in the most classic Ryan Reynolds way.
The persistent rumours that the pair are headed for divorce is surely frustrating, so what better way to respond than with a humorous Tweet? The Deadpool actor took to Twitter to pass a comment on a headline that read: "Ryan Reynolds joins Blake Lively and his mom on red carpet after shutting down split rumors."
Ryan's response? A sarcastic comment about his relationship with his mother.
"We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends," he joked.
The Tweet came just days after Ryan hit back at the initial split reports with a joke about needing his own personal time.
IBTimes India tweeted the headline: "Deadpool Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively struggling to spend 'quality time'."
So, naturally, Ryan replied: "I wish. I could use a little “me time”."
To confirm: Blake and Ryan are perfectly fine and love is alive and truly well. The end.