The sappy flick will chronicle "the courtship and love story between a beloved prince and his new fiancée," and is sure to join the ranks of other trash movies such as A Christmas Prince and The Holiday Engagement that are beloved for being so-bad-it's-good.
Harry & Meghan will also explore hot-topics within their relationship, including Meghan's acting career and divorce. We envision a dramatic scene in which Meghan has some kind of emotional rollercoaster because a snooty royal says she's "not right" for the throne, and there's a 10/10 chance someone British will use "the American" as a nasty dig à la What A Girl Wants.
The film is in good hands with director Menhaj Huda, the woman behind salacious TV series The Royals, though casting for the project is still underway. We suppose it would be too dramatic to wish for Meghan to play herself but, still, we can dream.
To get yourself in the zone, take a peek at the William & Kate trailer below...