Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher might just take the cake for the cutest couple in Hollywood. Not only did they meet as teenagers and become friends first, but Kutcher was Kunis' first-ever kiss (when she was 14 and he was 19). After starring on That '70s Show together, the pair went their seperate ways, before reuniting to date, marry in 2015 and have two children together.
Just like if Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were to ever split (please, no), a Kunis and Kutcher break up would make the world question whether true love does really exist. Thankfully, divorce isn't on the cards for these two, despite a magazine headline claiming it is.
Taking to Instagram, the couple shut down reports that their marriage is over (because Kunis found out Kutcher had a "dark secret", prompting her to take the children). "Babe, what's happening? What's going on?" Kutcher says to Kunis. "It's over between us," she responds, holding up her phone. "Oh my God, what are we going to do?" Kutcher joked, as Kunis held up her phone showing the headline. “I felt suffocated,” she said.
“You felt suffocated by me? I was just so overbearing, wasn’t I?” Kutcher said. “Also, I took the kids," Kunis responded, reading from the report. "You had a dark secret exposed."
“You got the kids? I don’t get the kids?!” Kutcher asked. “What was the dark secret?”
"I dunno," Kunis replies, before Kutcher notes, "It must have been really dark."
Friends of the couple responded to the hilarious video with Dax Shepard joking he was going to try to snag Kunis if she were really single. "DAMNIT!!! I was gonna take a run at MK!!! I want a refund!" he wrote.
Modern Family star Sarah Hyland wrote, "I knew it" and Demi Lovato wrote, "This is amazing. Miss y’all 💗"
Thankfully, all is well in paradise. Keep it that way, you two.