On Tuesday evening's episode of MAFS, the men enjoyed a nauseating boy's night where they discussed such topics as: which wives they would 'swap,' which gentleman would like to 'bang' Tracey, and which women they'd like to have sex with in general. Excuse me while I take a break to laugh into my cup of shade-filled tea, as though any of these women would actually be ~lining up~ to date these cretans.
Dean, the man behind this season's previous cheating scandal with Davina, asked the men in the room: "f you could have any other wife in the experiment, who would it be?"
The discussion led to Justin and Troy revealing their attraction to each other's wives, Carly and Ashley, and with Dean yelling "Does anybody want to bang Tracey!" at the top of his lungs.
Suffice it to say, viewers were not impressed by the disgusting conversation that the men had at their boy's night™ but, never fear, because this is Reality TV and there is a storm B-R-E-W-I-N-G.
It appears that national sweetheart Ryan has told his equally brilliant wife, Charlene, about the events that transpired and she's set to make all hell break loose by bringing it up at the group dinner.
In the teaser for the episode Charlene is shown dropping truth bombs, Ash is crying, Carly and Tracey are losing their absolute marbles, and the men involved are all sweating bullets and tossing the blame around like a hot potato.
"Your marriage just ended tonight," a woman calls out as the screen fades to an ominous-yet-thrilling black.
I don't know what you'll be doing this evening, but I'll be leaving work early to emotionally prepare for the event.