Your fave Kim Kardashian West is currently enjoying one epic #MilfsGoneWild trip in honour of Kourtney Kardashian's 38th birthday.
The famous sisters arrived in Punta Minta with several of their close friends, including Brittany Gastineau, Malika Haqq, Jen Atkin and Kim's assistant Stephanie Shepherd.
While we've all seen that snap of Kim strolling along the beach in vintage Dior, the star decided to give us a little more than just a sneak peak at her toned bod. Kim took to Twitter to give fans some "insight" into the vacation so far and things. got. loose.
"So I'm gonna give u guys a play by play of the trip so far...," she began. "@kourtneykardash threw up in her bed 4 times and slept in it."
Hey, no shame, Kourt! We've all been there.
Kim's Twitter tirade continued to reveal what really goes down on a booze-fueled Kardashian vacation, and it's reading like quite the literary work of art:
Twerking, vomiting, black-outs and giant inflatable penises? It's the 'Great American Novel' of 2017, as told by KKW.
Don't even play, this is you right now waiting for more tweets: