Sometimes there's a Kardashian story so good that even if you "hate them," you want to know what happened. This is one of those times.
The latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians just hit the air, and the absurd level of drama that went down had every member of the family live-tweeting with glee.
It began with a trip to Dubai, Kim's first public appearance since the Paris robbery. The star travelled with her crew including Jen Atkin, Steph Shepherd and Simon Huck, while Scott Disick came along for his own work commitments.
Scott tells Kim that he's worried about his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian. After cheating on her (again) the pair officially called it quits, though he was attempting to reconcile. Scott reveals he had high hopes they might get back together after a family trip to Aspen, only to find out - from where, is unknown - that she was "hooking up" with someone. It's all very he-said, she-said.
Kim goes on with her day, and is informed by hotel security that Scott - a former alcoholic - is drinking.
"Security just text me that Scott is drunk at the hotel," Kim says. "I think this has a lot to do with what he thinks Kourt's up to and that just really sucks."
In order to try cheer him up, Kim organises a trip out for the day.
"I have this desert adventure set up for me and all of our friends and Scott," she says. "I know he's upset about Kourtney, so I just figured we can do something fun."
Naturally, things went wrong. When the group arrived at his hotel room, they found Scott pacing back and forth, "acting shady." In the first clip, Scott is actually seen whispering to a producer that there is a girl in his room:
"Something is up," Kim said on the episode. "Scott is like pacing and something came over me that I was like, 'He has a f--king girl hiding somewhere and we're gonna find her."
As they were about to leave, Kim yelled to Scott, "Or do you think we should go bang down the bathroom door and see what f--king whore is in there? Should we go in and scare the f--k out of her? Because the bathroom's locked I'm not f--king stupid. Should we go in there?"
Yeah... Kim went in there.
"What the f--k are you doing here?" she asked the woman. "Seriously? You're just like a f--king whore. Such a tramp. Get your s--t and get the f--k out of here. F--king groupie. Get your s--t and security will escort you the f--k out of here!"
If you can get passed the whackadoodle music on this snippet, you can watch some of the drama unfold:
Unfortunately, that was the end of the episode, and we'll have to wait until next week to find out what happened. Some fans are speculating that Kim recognised the woman, based on the way she questioned her... We're not exactly convinced.
The gang live tweeted the evening, with Kim writing: "This ending was all shot on iPhones!!! We weren't expecting this" before joking that she's basically CIA.
Kourtney also took fans to task, clearing up that she didn't ask her sister to go all nuts, but that she appreciated it.
Both Khloé Kardashian and Kim also made jokes about spilling the 'Tea.'
Khloé shared this tweet...
While Kim shared these not-so-subtle 'Grams...
Oh, ~reality~ TV, there's really nothing like it.
Catch all the clips from the episode on E! here.