Wishing another person genuine harm is, of course, horribly wrong, but "hoping" none of his avocados ripen? Well, that's just about fair enough.
See some of the funniest comments below...
1. "I hope you put leftovers in the fridge and every time you wanna eat it it’s gone."
2. "I hope your pants shrink in the dryer every single time."
3. "I hope when you open a bag of bread there’s always the ends left over."
4. "I hope you never get to experience the cold side of the pillow ever again when you sleep and I hope your pillows are always flat."
5. "I hope your avocados never ripen."
6. "I hope every time you order an Uber, there’s a surplus charge."
7. "I hope you constantly misplace your keys."
8. "I hope the ice cream machine is broken next time you go to McDonalds."
9. "I hope you make a big plate of food, sit down, and realize you left your remote on the other side of the room."
10. "I hope you drop your earring in the ocean and never find it."
11. "I hope every store you go to says they're closing in 5 minutes."
12. "I hope when they bag your groceries they always put the milk on top of the bread."
13. "I hope you accidentally buy real sugar Pepsi instead of regular."
14. "I hope everytime you order a burger with NO onions, you get your burger WITH onions."
15. "I hope every time you eat scrambled eggs there are pieces of the shell in them."
16. "I hope you go to turn on your computer but it has 156 updates."
17. "I hope every time you’re watching Netflix and it asks you if you’re still watching you can’t find the remote."
18. "I hope every time you go to make a right turn a pedestrian decides to cross the street."
19. "I hope every time you wake up and think it’s a Friday, it’s actually only Tuesday."
20. "I hope every time you want cereal the milk is expired."