Wearing a short wig, dark eyeshadow, big earrings, and a very Kris Versace outfit, Khloe held up a martini glass as she shouted orders at Kris' assistant, Matthew. "Matt! Vodka! You have my Birkin, right? Thank god," she said, before telling Penelope, who was dressed as Kylie, to sit next to her.
"I have my Kylie, my billion-dollar baby. Now she will always be the dearest in my heart for a billion reasons," Khloe said.
Kourtney dressed as Kim Kardashian, who she's been feuding with for months now. Wearing a dark wig and an all-black ensemble, Kourtney said, "I pretty much started this entire family. No one would be anywhere or anything without me."
Kim opted to dress as Kourtney and joked about how busy she is as a mother of three. "I'm late to dinner, because I am a mum and I could be late doing mum things," she said, adding, "Khloe used to be my favorite, but she's so far up Kim's ass that I'm just like, pooshing my way through life by myself."
Perhaps the only one who could even contend with Khloe as Kris would be Kendall, who wore a pink wig as her sister Kylie and proceeded to put a Kylie Cosmetics lip kit all over her lips and teeth saying, "I loooove over lining my lips" in Kylie's voice. "It feels so fucking good."
