Ed Sheeran's bodyguard Kevin Myers only joined Instagram 12 days ago, but that hasn't stopped '@securitykev' from amassing over 480,000 followers on the social media platform.
Kev's 'gram feed alters between cute candids, professional portraits and hilarious blurry photos that show him lurking in the background of Ed's shenanigans. Each post comes with a caption that is 100% sassy and 99% dedicated to trolling Ed. In a word, it's glorious.
Take a peek at ten of our favourite posts below!
"I'm always watching."
"Thinking about how much money I can make from this insta."
"Eyeing bae up...like a snack."
"When bae takes you shopping @Burberry."
"Forever watching #stealth #eagleeye."
"Carpool bae oke."
"Proud of bae for putting on so much weight."
"Celebrating my 250k followers within one week by getting my little bitch boy to hydrate me with some expensive water #ilovemyfans #viralsensation #imacelebgetmeoutofhere #lol #ifyouwantmeontheshowitlcosttheammountihaveinfollowers #imrich #imthedaddy."
"Always. Watching. #japan #blossomwasbeautiful #butimahardbloke #soididntsayanythingatthetime #imthedaddy."